Category: Eagles Articles

September 27, 2019 / / Eagles Articles

Q: Hey Siri, What is a Green Bay Packer anyways? A: A Green Bay Packer is 3-1 Thanks to the Eagles. I had been dreading this game since the schedule came out. Short week. Away game. Aaron Rodgers. That only increased with the recent play in the previous 3 games. Sloppy football does not travel well to Lambeau field. Sometime around 8pm last night that all went away. I just got this feeling over me. The Eagles were going to win this game. I was feeling good man. Maybe it was all the ass kissing the Packers and Aaron Rodgers…

September 26, 2019 / / Eagles Articles

Man this sucks. I didn’t see this coming, I should of seen this coming but I really didn’t. Here we are, starting week 4 and the Eagles are 1-2. Just barely. As optimistic as the coaches and players talk about how the Eagles are just a few plays away from 3-0 the exact argument could be made that they could just as easily be 0-3. Call me a Negadelphian (ya know, if you’re an asshole who enjoys trite expressions) but I don’t see things changing on a short week despite, Pederson surprisingly, going undefeated on short weeks. I don’t know…

September 22, 2019 / / Eagles Articles

Fuck Detroit. The Lions must be the only NFL team that loves away games if only because they get to leave that shit-hole of a city for a couple days. Has anyone ever seen a Lions fan IRL? I did once, just once. More rare than mithril they only come out after sweeping Greenbay, only to crawl back in their igloos when they still manage to go 6-10 for last place in their division. The Lions were the Browns before the Browns were the Browns. They had the best WR in the NFL and stunk. They had arguably the greatest…

September 18, 2019 / / Eagles Articles

Jackson is out for 2 weeks it seems. Jeffery is out for 2 weeks or possibly will play hurt? No official update there. Jernigan most likely out 4 to 6 weeks or more. Malik Jackson is out for the year. Goedert is nursing the same calf injury from the preseason. If you’re keeping count that’s 2 starting WR’s, 2 DT’s and a TE. That doesn’t even touch on the starters still recovering from injuries but playing, the injured role players like Clement or the players who are still recovering from injuries sustained in the preseason. The Eagles have got blasted…

September 17, 2019 / / Eagles Articles

The Eagles focus is on their week 3 opponent, the Detroit Lions, as it should be… but I’m under no such constraints. So what do we have to worry about or be excited for in the weeks that come? Lets take a quick look at some of that. Ugh… Week 4… So imagine you are a Philadelphia Eagles player. You just got done a tough game against the Detroit Lions. You’re tired, sore and you’re heading home. You pull off the interstate ready to hit the bed when you realize in less than 4 days you’re getting on a plane,…